Stop Staring At My Cock
Unisex Premium T-Shirt / black / s
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- This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite, featuring a crew neck, short sleeves and designed with superior combed and ring-spun cotton that acts as the best blank canvas for printing.
- Features: Sideseamed. Retail fit. Unisex sizing. Shoulder taping.
- Fabrication: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 32 single 4.2 oz.
- (Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% poly; Sport Grey & Black Heather are 90/10 Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton/polyester
Care Instruction:
- Machine wash at max. 30ÂēC/86ÂēF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors
- Do not use bleach
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
- Do not tumble dry
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